This Just In...

Senator Lindsey Graham announces he will no longer support violence against terrorism. Instead, he will henceforth resort to taunts.

When asked about how to proceed against Al-Qaeda, he responded: "They're only this big, I tell ya. They can barely go pee-pees without wetting their pants!"

Spokesmen for Al-Qaeda fired back immediately "Well hot damn! We may not push through the back, but we give those walls hell!" (Source - Reuters).

Unnamed sources confirm that this situation could very well escalate, but only with proper medication.