Tuesday, September 26, 2006

This Just In...

Senator Lindsey Graham announces he will no longer support violence against terrorism. Instead, he will henceforth resort to taunts.

When asked about how to proceed against Al-Qaeda, he responded: "They're only this big, I tell ya. They can barely go pee-pees without wetting their pants!"

Spokesmen for Al-Qaeda fired back immediately "Well hot damn! We may not push through the back, but we give those walls hell!" (Source - Reuters).

Unnamed sources confirm that this situation could very well escalate, but only with proper medication.


Blogger Dave said...

Senator Graham, UREA-lly make me mad...

He thinks he's on the fast TRACT to the VP slot.

But he's only kidney-ing himself.

7:13 AM  
Blogger Ixman said...

Dave, that was a real stretch there.

9:42 AM  

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